Comments on Little Man, What Now?: Mayonnaise: The White Man's Poison

This confirms my suspicion that the English people...

2011-02-14T20:24:34.667Z

This confirms my suspicion that the English people aren't really white.

Try making it yourself - it's delicious.

No...

2008-01-23T12:20:00.000Z

Try making it yourself - it's delicious.

No: the real aberration is salad cream. If, as dunc suggests, Mayo is the Devil's spunk, then salad cream is his instestinal pus.

I used to think mayonaise was the worst food on th...

2008-01-23T12:15:00.000Z

I used to think mayonaise was the worst food on the planet ... until I tried veganaise. I had this on a sandwich once, thinking that if imitation butter is vile because real butter is good, that imitation mayonaise stood a chance of being good since the real thing is vile. But it turns out the imitation food rule is sacrosanct, even for things that taste like crap to begin with. Lessons in life.

I'm almost ashamed now to admit I like mayo. But ...

2007-06-09T20:19:00.000+01:00

I'm almost ashamed now to admit I like mayo. But I couldn't help remembering that scene from the mockumentary "History of White People in America" where Mom, Dad, and all the kids produced their own individual gallon jars of mayonnaise at the family cookout and accused each other of stealing from their jars.

Couldnt agree more... mayoniase is the devils spun...

2007-06-04T05:59:00.000+01:00

Couldnt agree more... mayoniase is the devils spunk!

I agree wholeheartedly.

Like many, one haza...

2007-06-01T19:39:00.000+01:00

I agree wholeheartedly.

Like many, one hazard of my job is that I have little choice but to eat the occasional pre packed sandwich. Finding one without mayonnaise is extremely difficult, but always worth the effort. I notice now that a few suppliers (M&S and Asda) have taken to putting large NO MAYO signs on the couple of items they stock without.

I like a good quality mayonnaise, in its place, but it seems to be mainly some white muck used to moisten the staling bread.