To My Great-Great-Grandchildren: How’s Your Climate?
Dear Great-Great-Grandfather,
I'm sorry to say it turned out you were all nuts. In fact, I am currently sitting in the cottage looking out over frozen Muldrew Lake, writing up my history PhD thesis, the title of which is "The Great Climate Change Histeria 1980-2020: Why Did They All Go nuts?".
By the way, vote Ron Paul.
Smell you later,
Your great, great Grandson,
Simon Ron Paul Donner.
Add to:
 | “O well.” |
| — William Gibson, author (and co-inventor, with Al Gore, of The Internet). |
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 | “Written by someone who was similarly perturbed over a year ago.” |
| — TV's Richard Herring, comedian. | |
 | “Rest assured that by the end of this trial they will not have a pot in which to piss.” |
| — Sir Anthony Eden. | |
 | “You're so right [that Little Man does not get the accolades it deserves]. Which is why I've just added you to my blogroll.” |
| — Chip Dale, champion Welsh fornicator. |
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