
Mustachioed tramp Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses to destroying the Colossus of Rhodes and running over my mother's cat Billy.
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Mustachioed tramp Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses to destroying the Colossus of Rhodes and running over my mother's cat Billy.
by
Ted Hoffman
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9:25 PM
Labels: - Posts by Ted Hoffman, Foreigners, Humour, Politics
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